Co-writer: Melanie Delisle
Art director: Mitch Cayouette
INSOMNIA
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
SFX: Bed sheets rustling
MAN: I can’t sleep.
WOMAN (sleepily): Mmm…try counting sheep.
MAN: One…
SFX: Immediately, he starts snoring.
ANNCR: If only everything could be as fast as Vlan, the new instant lottery from Loto Quebec. One box to scratch, one dollar to play. It’s the most instant of instant lotteries. Lotteries are for adults only.
PIZZA
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
STONER GUY: Oi! I’d like an extra large cheese and pepperoni pizza.
WOMAN: What’s your address?
STONER GUY: 41 Casgrain.
SFX: He hangs up the phone. Immediately, a doorbell rings.
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza!
ANNCR: If only everything could be as fast as Vlan, the new instant lottery from Loto Quebec. One box to scratch, one dollar to play. It’s the most instant of instant lotteries. Lotteries are for adults only.